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15. AIDS
What men get by sticking their penises up other men's bottoms.
..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)

"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
16. AIDS
AIDS stands for Aquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, and is a disease caused by the virus HIV. It can be transmitted sexually, or by injecting like blood to blood contact. It is way too stigmatized, probably because of the methods it is usually aquired. You can also be born with it.
Typical idiot American: I am scared I'm going to get AIDS because I went to Africa and held hands with some people, and shared drinks!
Other guy: Moron, you can not get AIDS that way.
17. AIDS
Anally Injected Death Serum.
Death Serum which is Injected Anally.
Hey Timmy did you let mommy inject you with AIDS?
18. AIDS
Acquired Immune Deficincy Syndrome-A horrific disease that has killed so many innocence, although the Wesboro Baptist Church and other homophobes might not agree with this, not all HIV\AIDS victims are homosexuals (whoever believes that homosexuals are the only ones who get this for a reason like "God hates the gays" is an uneducated person with the Intelligence Quotient of around 5). AIDS is very common in the countries of Africa, and has also killed people such as Freddie Mercury. The disease is not given to someone like a simple cold, to obtain AIDS, you must either share someone's blood that carries AIDS,or have sexual intercourse with someone with AIDS. This is a popular mistake, for example, when Ryan White got AIDS and his school found out, he was immediately expelled.
Person no.1: Ewww!!!!! Ramón has AIDS!!!! I can't get close to that jesus-hating faggot!!!!

Me: Uhhh...Dude, just because he has AIDS doesn't mean you can catch it from just being around, this also doesn't mean he's gay, and there's nothing wrong with someone's sexual oreintation. You should know better than to someone like crap because of their indivisuality or health.
19. AIDS
Acronym for alcohol induced dribbly shits, used mainly in the country, Barbados
last night was sick except AIDS this morning
20. Aids
Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits

The state in which a person becomes when he has drinking so much alcohol that his feces becomes liquified.
"Bro, i've drinkin' so much liquor, i've got aids"
21. AIDS
Alocohol Induced Drippy Shits
I got the AIDS this afternoon.
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