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Not to be confused with Aids Bagels; acquiring a homosexual disease via non-homosexual method i.e. sex with a woman infected with said disease, being born with said disease, or changing oil ;-). The origin of putting in the term "bagel" was lost sometime late in the summer of 2008
Would you like your Aids on a 8 inch sausage?

no thank you, I prefer my aids on a bagel
by Burt R. February 03, 2009

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