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v. to self-combust or become structurally compromised in a most likely spontaneous manner
asplode by Daniel Webster December 30, 2004
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To explode.

Used satirically in a Strong Bad E-mail as an example of poor Japanese to English vide ogame translation.
Strong Bad's head: Your head a splode!
asplode by Crovax of 404 December 19, 2004
verb (asplode, asplodes, asploding, asploded; n. asplosion, asplosions)

A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.

It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.

Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoop will cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.
"Fire the proton torpedoes in the exhaust port to make the Death Star asplode!"

"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*

"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*
asplode by TerraGamerX March 10, 2009
A way of saying "explode" with a Spanish accent. To burst violently.
That meth house is going to assplode one day.
assplode by dispenser January 19, 2006
To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
assplode by pennyloafer September 14, 2008
To explode in a particulary amusing and inopportune way.
Bob: Jeffery, I need you to fill in the reports on the- *Asplode*
Asplode by Teatard January 28, 2009