| 1. | ah- the-hell-you say | ||
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south carolina term for really!!!
should i belive them??????? i killed a polar bear with a
sling-shot.... reply, the hell-you say!!!????? |
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| 2. | did you say something? | ||
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a direct response to someone asking you "Your what hurts?" Someone says "Your what hurts?" You respond, "Did you say something?"
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| 3. | scene | ||
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ATTENTION NARROW MINDED PRICKS- READ THIS, THEN MAKE A FAILED ATTEMPT ONCE AGAIN AT JUSTIFYING YOUR ACTIONS FOR HATING THESE GROUPS.
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Why is it that all the people who claim things about certain stereotypes are never right? Claiming scene kids love dinosaurs. What the fuck? Are those the 10 year old girls Myspace is full of your typical "Scenesters" that you all love to judge, so take some time, visit their profile, and then honestly say if you see ANYTHING people claim is true. Are they talking about loving dinosaurs? No. Talking about how they are non-conformists? No. The only thing that can probably be true about what you heard is the hair style, clothing, and/or make-up. AH HA. Im sure that just increases your anger at hating this group of kids, now doesn't it? We all hate those that look the same.Because Im sure its impossible for you to have the same hair as anyone else. Or outfit. Or like the same bands. Or any of the other shit you like and hate. Sorry, but theres ALWAYS going to be THOUSANDS of others that hate/like the same shit as you. You think you're so much better than these scene/emo kids by hating them for being trendy? You're all creating one big fucking epidemic yourselves by hating a group of people for how they look without any logical reason for it. You say they are destroying humanity today? Look the hell at yourselves. HAHAHAA Dont tell me its not fucking pathetic that you dislike people based on their looks. Punk.. Metalheads... anyone. You... |
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| 4. | what the boashe | ||
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alternative to:
what the hell? what the f*ck? what the bloody hell? what the blood claart is goin on? a wot di bumbo raas klaart? judje:ur being sentenced to 5 years in prison
man: ah what the BOASHE! man1:do u have that £75 u owe me? man2:no i havent been paid yet, i gave money to my mum, i got robbed in the street, give me till friday, i went in2 my house to get it but i instead walked out with a bowl of rice nd no money man1:what the BOASHE u on about? you find ur partner lookin through your mobile phone: you:WHAT THE BOASHE!! your friend has done something which u think is disrespectful so u say: you:what the boashe u dealin wit? frend:wot? you:i said what the boashe r u dealin wit? frend: what the boashe u on bout u crazy fool? |
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| 5. | Buffy The Vampire Slayer | ||
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer is one of the best T.V shows of all time. Starring the AMAZING Sarah Michelle Geller (aka SMG) this show is about Buffy, a teenage slayer, who being expelled from her old school, has to move to Sunnydale, which just happens to be the hell mouth. She attends Sunnydale Highschool and develops a close friendship with Willow Rosenburg (Alison Hannigan), Xander Harris (Nicholas Brendon) and her watcher Rupert Giles (Anthony Stewart Head). They repeatedly have to save the world from never ceasing evil while Buffy has to deal with her tangled love life, including Angel, a vampire cursed with a soul, who ends up leaving the show and starring in a spin-off series Angel.This is a truly amazing show paired with a great plot that always keeps you guessing and wonderful acting. Shannon: What did you do last night?
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Sam: I was watching the season finally of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season three! Shannon: OMG! I LOVE Buffy!!! Especially the quotes like: Cordelia: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan. Oz: We attack the Mayor with humus. Cordelia: I stand corrected. Oz: Just keeping things in perspective. Cordelia: Thank you. Sam: Yeah! And: BUFFY: I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty. GILES: Understandable. Well, when it's working again congratulate it on a good campaign. You did very well. BUFFY: Thank you. I will. GILES: I ah- I managed to ferret this out of the wreckage. Now, it may not interest you, but- (reaches into his jacket and pulls out a high school diploma) I'd say you earned it. (looking around) There is a certain dramatic irony that's attached to all this. A Synchronicity that borders on- on predestination, one might say. BUFFY: Fire bad; tree pretty. Shannon: Yeah, awesome show |
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| 6. | poo | ||
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Poo is a byproduct of your body. Poo is primarily composed of dehydrated waste manufactured in from the works of many organs in your body. Some include the Gall Bladder, Small Intestine, Large Intestine, Stomach, Esophagus, and many more.
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Poo is commonly propelled out of your rectum usually preceding speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. There are multiple types of poos, such as, Gattling Gun: The Gattling Gun is when your anus continually produces poo pellets which erupt out of your ass into the water. Splashers: Splashers are actually quite common. They refer to any kind of poo that hits the water of the toilet bowl and the water displaces onto your ass and you aquire an annoying yet real feeling of a splashed ass. One Eyed Green Monster: The One Eyed Green Monster, or O.E.G.M., is a greenish hue poo that has usually a few nuts in it. O.E.G.M.s are usually mixed with a dark redish color or brownish color and seem to appear when there are some extra foods that have flown through the digestive track. The greenish poo usually represents illness. The Red Baron: Red Barons are red poos basically. They attain the color of red through stain of your very own blood. A Red Baron may more commonly make your anus bleed instead of being stained with its blood. Burning Brigade: The Burning Brigade is usually a series of poos that result in a tired and extremely overheated anus. These poos steam at sight and leave your anus in no better condition. Burning Brig... |
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| 7. | poo | ||
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Poo is a byproduct of your body. Poo is primarily composed of dehydrated waste manufactured in from the works of many organs in your body. Some include the Gall Bladder, Small Intestine, Large Intestine, Stomach, Esophagus, and many more.
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Poo is commonly propelled out of your rectum usually preceding speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. There are multiple types of poos, such as, Gattling Gun: The Gattling Gun is when your anus continually produces poo pellets which erupt out of your ass into the water. Splashers: Splashers are actually quite common. They refer to any kind of poo that hits the water of the toilet bowl and the water displaces onto your ass and you aquire an annoying yet real feeling of a splashed ass. One Eyed Green Monster: The One Eyed Green Monster, or O.E.G.M., is a greenish hue poo that has usually a few nuts in it. O.E.G.M.s are usually mixed with a dark redish color or brownish color and seem to appear when there are some extra foods that have flown through the digestive track. The greenish poo usually represents illness. The Red Baron: Red Barons are red poos basically. They attain the color of red through stain of your very own blood. A Red Baron may more commonly make your anus bleed instead of being stained with its blood. Burning Brigade: The Burning Brigade is usually a series of poos that result in a tired and extremely overheated anus. These poos steam at sight and leave your anus in no better condition. Burning Brigades are kno... |
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