A basic characteristic of the conservative movement, as conservative beliefs regarding race, class, and foreign policy are all shown to be failures.
"Don't you think it's a little more likely that the anti-AGW folks, who are all paid by the oil companies, are kind of like the tobacco industry scientists?"
"No way, man, Glenn Beck made it clear on his show the other day."
"Oh? What did he say? I need to keep up on my agnotology."