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50.
A person really straddeling the fence between Theism and Atheism. One who struggles with the thought of having or not having a Soul. A person who would like to have undying proof that there is a Higher Being, afterlife with Pearly White Gates, and most of all, something to look forward to after this life. Until then, I will live this one as if there will not be anything after this.
I consider myself an Agnostic until someone Gives me proof, Show me the Devil, I don't care, because if he exist then GOD has to exist.
by Martyfoote August 29, 2006
 
51.
1. An atheist who decided that since the word "atheist" tends to make religious people uncomfortable, they should go by something else. Much like how a someone who is passing in the 1930s would go by "white".
2. Somebody who can't decide whether there is a deific force. Generally caused by not giving a shit.
3. The person who has the position of "it's just as valid a position to say that the sun will rise in the west tomorrow as it is that it will rise in the east," only replace "the sun will rise in the west tomorrow" with "magical sky pixies exist" and "it will rise in the east" with "they don't." Widely reviled by most other people. A beloved theological position of solipsists, relativists and other irrationalists.
1. "I never knew any atheists, just agnostics."
2. Many people just don't give enough of a shit to stop being agnostic.
3. Ugh, this agnostic guy keeps butting in on arguments about the existence of a deity by saying "it's just as plausible that there's an invisible leprechaun who can't be proven as there not being an invisible leprechaun that can't be proven, so don't argue that believing in an unproven invisible leprechaun is stupid."
by Elijah Davis January 17, 2008
 
52.
1. An intellectually sound position on a given idea (or thing, or subject, etc.) for which evidence for it's existence is insufficient.

2. The intellectually sound qualifier that most people who understand the meaning of the word put at the beginning of their given religious classification.

3. An atheist who doesn't like the word "atheist".

4. An atheist who thinks the definition of "atheist" is one who claims to know there are no gods.

5. An atheist who doesn't know that the definition of "atheist" is one who does not believe in any gods.

6. A word fought over by all manner of agnostics, atheists and Theists; meaningless minutia.
1. "I'm agnostic on the Higgs boson particle."

2. "I'm an agnostic Jew (or atheist, or Christian, or Hindu, etc.) because I don't know for a fact that god/s exist, and even if I did, I would still not necessarily know the nature of said potential god/s."

3. Professor Bart D. Ehrman.

4. George Carlin, deceased; Bill Maher.

5. most agnostics

6. the other 5 definitions
by Beery Swine December 21, 2008
 
53.
An atheist without balls
Hi. i'm an agnostic because i dont believe in god but wont admit it.
by GangstaSwag January 03, 2010
 
54.
Someone who doesn't believe in God, but will start believing if he is ever proven real.. They believe nobody can prove God's existance, therefore creating insurance that they'll never be wrong.
Agnostic: prove that the universe wasn't created by a fat black transvestite in 1997!!

Scientist: uhh...
by Phil the Pill September 05, 2006
 
55.
An atheist without balls
"My friend Toby is really an atheist but he's scared that he might be wrong so he says he's agnostic"
by The Nard-Dog September 10, 2009
 
56.
A lazy atheist
someone who cant make up their freakin mind
Kyle was too lazy to think up an argument to the Is there a God? question so he just called himself agnostic
by Blyan May 13, 2010