What atheists want to be when they grow up.
Agnostic: I'm agnostic.
Atheist: Oh yeah, me too! Religion is stupid, I hate Christians they're all a bunch of bible-thumping retards who don't accept my OPEN-MINDEDNESS. Fuck God!
Agnostic: Yeah um I have somewhere to be kthxbi.
#atheist #religion #asshat #hypocrite #pot kettle black
by wellwtf April 13, 2009
An atheist who is striving to project modesty and humbleness in his lack of belief in supernatural. S/he irrationally accepts the stereotype that atheist identity radiates arrogance and deluded in his/her opinion that atheists do not fathom philosophical implications of undefined god.
Tyson says, "I'm an agnostic and not an arrogant atheist".
#atheism #theism #god #agnosticism #humanism
by charvaka March 22, 2011
The same thing as an atheist, but both hate each other because they think that the other is intellectually dishonest.
Do you believe in god?
Agnostic: I don't know... I don't believe the bible is literal. The people who wrote it made some glaring mistakes and got some pretty simple facts wrong, but there's still a chance they got the god thing right.

Atheist: No... there is no god. Religion was obviously a means to control flocks of stupid people, then Christians invented attrition, so now people who believed in religion were smart because they didn't get their necks slashed for not believing in god.
#aggnostic #egnostic #moderate christian #atheist #anti-theist
by joseffritzel January 17, 2012
a person/s who aren't so worried all the time by being punished by 'god', they live life on other religions cultures and strictures without their rules. basically freedom.
i've never used the word agnostic in conversation before.
by Angel February 16, 2004
Self Honesty
To "treat others as one would have themselves treated" is an easy concept even for a child to come up with all on there oun ... when not clouded with religion and Faith.

To say " Blind Faith " is redundant

Have faith in your Wife , not origin.
by Graham Riggle January 20, 2004
People who do not want to commit to a religion or atheism, but realise religion is for idiots and pedophiles.

So they become pussy atheists.
"I've decided I'm agnostic because I don't want to believe my relatives fucked chimpanzee's"
#agnosticism #atheist #atheism #pussy #dick head
by DikinBalz September 14, 2014
An atheist who fears being hit by lightning.
He is agnostic, he isn't sure if god exists.
#atheist #theist #monotheist #polytheist #pascal's wager
by TheOtherDrG April 12, 2011
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