One who is certain of nothing except the falsity of the Christian faith.
Agnostics are some of the most open-minded people out there.
by David Mitchell April 28, 2005
Lazy sacks who think that life's greatest questions are best left unanswered.
Nevermind, I'm agnostic...

Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic.

37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.
by DewEye August 30, 2006
An athiest who doesn't have the balls to admit it.
John didn't believe in a God, but in fear of the possibility of a God, he claimed to be agnostic.
by Rappin' Phil July 06, 2006
An atheist with no balls.
Agnostics don't have the balls to say whether or not there is a God
by Steven Colbert June 21, 2006
An atheist who admits that he could be wrong, and thinks that this makes him something else.
I call myself an agnostic to make myself sound more open-minded even though I have no spiritual beliefs whatsoever.
by Killing Kittens March 06, 2005
an agnostic is an atheist without guts.
I dont have enough faith to be an agnostic or an atheist.
Agnostics are atheists without guts
by Brian L. February 20, 2006
Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.
Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.
by Maybelline February 19, 2006

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