A scape-goat word that people use when they are too afraid of what society will think of them for saying that they don't believe in a "god".
Uber Religious Friend: "Hey Buddy, wanna go to church with me instead of hanging out and playing video games today?"

Guy who doesn't believe in god at all but is scared of what his friend will think: "ooh, I'm agnostic.. I don't think I'll go today but maybe next time!" (knowing he'll never go because he doesn't believe in god AT ALL)
by GivUpYerGhost May 24, 2009
1. Atheists without balls

2. One who believes that there is neither belief nor disbelief. Like a 5 year old sibling who doesn't take your word for anything you say whether it is true or not.

3. Claim they don't KNOW. but refer to definition (1) for the case with most of these people
Atheist=Deity's don't exist
Agnostic=Prove it

Theist=Deity's do exist
Agnostic=Prove it


Person 1: after talking to you for 5 minutes i think youre atheist
Person 2: shhhh i dont want society to frown upon me
by smdplease February 08, 2009
N. A person to lazy to observe a religion, and to cowardly to say there is no god.
N. That agnostic is an indecisive religious thinker.
by Mat n Cheese April 13, 2009
an atheist without balls
Colbert: "are you an atheist?"
Ehrman: "no, I'm an agnostic"
Colbert: "Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"
by bigbadbrian December 08, 2008
Atheists without balls. It's as simple as that. They believe that they're could be a higher power but are not convinced that it's necessarily God.
Dude, he's too much of a pussy to be an atheist, he's just one of those agnostics.
by Waif-like July 28, 2009
Someone who believes that openly admitting ignorance equals intelligence. Too lazy to think and research, and too cowardly to openly make a choice, and ultimately,too self-righteous to admit.
Agnostic: "Sure, I'm an ignorant moron too, but at least I have the decency to admit it!"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"
by Zem_NY September 23, 2008
Atheist without balls.
"Dudemanshit, did you know John is agnostic?"

"Yeah, he's such a vagina."
by xpestilencex December 19, 2008

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