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A lazy atheist
someone who cant make up their freakin mind
Kyle was too lazy to think up an argument to the Is there a God? question so he just called himself agnostic
by Blyan May 13, 2010
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A person who doesnt really belive in divinity but uses agnosticism as a means of insurance so she/he wont go to hell if it does exsist.
Danny Durko was an agnostic
by Wyatt Schrepel March 27, 2007
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according to Stephen Colbert in I Am America (So Can You) it's means you are an atheist without balls if you're agnostic.

according to ME, being agnostic is being an atheist without balls.
Guy#1: Hi I'm a christian spreading the word.
Guy#2: Hi, i'll listen to you because i'm agnostic and i don't have a supreme being to believe in yet.
by robofunk_betch! July 30, 2008
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A person who does not know whether to believe that God or a higher power exists or not.
Basically, an atheist without balls.
There is no proof for or against a higher power, so I guess you could call me agnostic.
by theguzmanbang August 15, 2009
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One who cannot make up their mind and just choose a religion

Often calls people who have chosen a faith (or to be athiest) as ignorant

Indecisive zealots
We know you're agnostic, now stop calling me a sheep
by Jack Volpe February 07, 2009
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one who thinks he is atheist
"i'm agnostic i do not believe in a god"
by gahhhhhhhh January 29, 2009
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People who do not want to commit to a religion or atheism, but realise religion is for idiots and pedophiles.

So they become pussy atheists.
"I've decided I'm agnostic because I don't want to believe my relatives fucked chimpanzee's"
by DikinBalz September 14, 2014
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