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1.
(verb) To work on something when you don't understand the problem space, the market, the actual goal of the product or really any engineering at all.
Engineer 1: They want me to build an inverse flux capcitor for our new marketing theme.

Engineer 2: Man that sucks, what are you doing to do? Don't they know the IFC is a joke?

Engineer 1: Well I guess I'll just have to scrum and agile one up.
by A.Hacker October 13, 2005
 
2.
Agile is a generalized term for a group of anti-social behaviors used by office workers to avoid doing any work while simultaneously giving the appearance of being insanely busy. Agile methods include visual distraction, subterfuge, camouflage, psycho-babble, buzzwords, deception, disinformation, and ritual humiliation. It has nothing to do with the art and practice of software engineering.
That crap was built using Agile.

Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile?
Worker B: How?
Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.
by ALT-F4 November 24, 2012
 
3.
The ability to waste a year making a social networking site.

Pretending to write code when just copying it from else while to save time and effort.

Basically another word for someone that can use google, steal other people's work then pretend what they are doing is difficult to management.
I am really good at agile developement.

Look at this great search engine I have made, its the same as the one on another site - but with more bugs.
by Simon Telfer January 31, 2008
 
4.
a person who is a pimp who is gods gift to all the ladies yet still has a small dork compared to his nonagile friend who never gets laid.
Dur (see dur) is much like a cat and is very agile. Unlike a coworker who in his eyes is a fat useless fucker who has the dickie doo disease!!!
by you ming May 13, 2003
 
5.
gay, homo, fag, any other term for those bastards
look at those agile fucks id like to kill them all
by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003