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aggrivated sailor 

when him/herms penis head resembles a sailors cap, aquires an std making him extremely upset in an angry manner. very aggressive during secks
john: hey your girl was crying cuz her vagina hurt immensely, why'd you clap that so hard

jameson: i guess you could call me an aggrivated sailor

google-aggrivated 

Being google-aggrivated means: when no matter which syntax of search terms you enter into Google Search Engine, it doesn't pull the results you are looking for.

This has caused many to exclaim such phrases as "Shit!" "Damnit!" "Good Lord why can't I find this!" and last but not least, "Google f*cking sucks!!!"

These aggressive lash-outs reflect in no way the true feelings of the said Search Engine or its almighty glory. They come from sheer frustration of our own limitations as a guest at the site.

I've been sitting here for 10 minutes, im starting to get REALLY google-aggrivated!! I need a cigarette.
google-aggrivated by Naaadz February 16, 2006

Aggravated Homicide 

When a person is so angry or annoyed, they commit homicide.
I swear if he wouldn't of shut up I was going to commit aggravated homicide.
Aggravated Homicide by gpruitt February 13, 2014

Manly Aggravated 

When a man surpasses horny and becomes pissed off and horny at the same time.
Not being able to get any love due to in-laws spending the weekend at your house leads to being manly aggravated.
Manly Aggravated by K Killa June 27, 2009

aggravated ignorance

Aggravated Ignorance is an imaginary charge that police officers use when idiots ask what they are being arrested for.
Aggravated Ignorance can also be applied, when a person who is talking to him or herself into getting arrested, by being ignorant and argumentative.

aggravated stupidity 

It is when you are so fucking stupid that you go out and do really, really, really dumb shit... just because you think that it will bring you "cool points."
Lawyer: This client was so stupid he should be charged with Aggravated Stupidity and sentences to additional time.