| 1. | diesel dyke | ||
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A "female" who resembles prehistoric man in many respects. Large, ungainly, hairy, loud, dirty, unkempt, smelly, ignorant, aggressive, revolting, unevolved, clumsy, stupid and disgusting. Hillary Clinton loved a good strap-on ass fucking from a diesel dyke like Janet Reno.
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| 2. | abrasive | ||
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asshole-ish attitude toward other people
abrasive people tend to be over-aggressive and are in your face abrasive people also tend to abuse power Normal Person: "i don't like the colour blue"
Abrasive Person: "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER, BLUE IS THE BEST FUCKING COLOUR EVER, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" OR Normal person: "i don't like the colour blue" Abrasive Person: "well every time we share jellybeans from now on I will make sure you get all the blue ones" Note: The abrasive person in scenario 2 is completely serious because he is an asshole. |
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| 3. | kick rocks | ||
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Statement, usually made in a hostile or aggressive manner, which invites the addressee to vacate the premises, or pursue career options elsewhere. In an employee-employer discussion, usually ends the bargaining process immediately. Alliteration to walking down a dirt road and kicking rocks as you go. "If I can't get another dollar an hour, I'm going somewhere else."
"Well...I guess you can just kick rocks then." "That guy just told me he isn't coming to work on Friday." "Then he can fucking kick rocks on Monday." |
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| 4. | Amtank | ||
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The act of aggressively plungering another guys asshole with your cock. Usually unexpectedly. Jim Amtanked me last night. I never new it would give me anal seepage.
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| 5. | tommy-bag | ||
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A scumbag with no equal. The kind of tough ass, New York/New Jersey/Philadelphia guido you find trolling mainstream clubs in the tri-state area. Usually a high school graduate or GED certified, a Tommy-bag is an aggressive sociopath that should be avoided at all cost.
A tommy-bag finds it difficult to interact socially with the world around him. He interprets every sensory perception as a threat to his masculinity, and therefore has a hard time leaving somewhere without first being thrown out. You can recognize a tommy-bag by his orange skin, gold chain,kangol hat, stifling amounts of cheap cologne, and a hostile, negative attitude toward everything in general. The tommy-bag spends his days filling the minds of others with his ignorant opinions on sports, municipal politics, and women, usually in a local tavern or bar or even more likely, sports talk radio. Phil's getting thrown out of the pizza shop again. What a tommy-bag
I cant believe that big fucking tommy-bag wanted to fight that waitress. |
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| 6. | wood pusher | ||
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WOOD PUSHER - NOUN
OUR (everyone that rolls) response to what the skater fags thought they could call us that would piss us off. Only we don't give a fuck about being called fruit booters, but it sure as hell is funny shit to see how pissed they get in their emo pants and fake Chuck Taylor's when they hear the term "wood pusher". Someone that really needs to stop destroying the environment in order to solicit an already OVERLY commercial sport. They're not even underground anymore despite what their god Tony Hawk tries to sell them. Someone that's jealous because they realize how hard it actually is to hit something that's waxed and make it look good. Wood pushers can't hit kink rails over two stairs high, and the only thing that remains "extreme" in their sport is trying to make the next Tony Hawk "Undergound" game. Get used to it, you're all a bunch of wannabe sellouts that don't even understand what hardware is. At least in our sport we get along with each other no matter what social clique we fall into. Bobbie - "You're a gay ass fruit booter!"
Tommy - "So? Stop destroying the environment you fucking wood pusher! At least we are recognized as having the only true remaining underground sport. Hah!" AND Bobbie - "You're a gay ass fruit booter, skater fag!" Tommy - "Correction, YOU'RE the skater fag, wood pusher! You're just jealous because our sport actually takes practice and talent to pull off, not to mention it's MUCH more impressive to the ladies!" |
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| 7. | road rage | ||
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A term often misused by the media describing an individual who is angry that someone cut him off or when a merge hopper passes or darts in front of him.
Under some circumstances, the rager is actually the total dick; the aggressive driver. When someone nearly kills you with some sort of punk ass reckless driving move, your rage should NOT be coined "road rage," just as your rage at someone pointing a gun at you wouldn't be coined such or considered abnormal. Scott: "I was driving along with my newborn and son in the car and this merge hopper darts in front of me. I had to SLAM on my brakes! My kids nearly went flying out of their child seats! I freaked! If the fucking media was there, they would have plastered it all over the 6 o'oclock as a "road rage" incident!"
Max: "I hear you dude, its like the asshole pointed a gun at your kids heads and was pulling the trigger. He could have killed you all. I would have been pissed man, the media would have been there alright....doing the LEAD on a murder investigation!!" |
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