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Manly Aggravated 

When a man surpasses horny and becomes pissed off and horny at the same time.
Not being able to get any love due to in-laws spending the weekend at your house leads to being manly aggravated.
Manly Aggravated by K Killa June 27, 2009

Angerpated 

To be so angry that your outward appearance takes on a constipated look.

Usually occurs at work following some ridiculously stupid decision made by a complete retard (or an entire team of retards). You will tend to be caught sitting at your desk with a far away thoughtful look but you're completely red-faced as if trying to push a stubborn turd out of your ass.
Christian: What the hell is wrong with Paul?

Lee: Oh he was told he's going back to work the phones at the helpdesk for a few hours so he's angerpated.
Angerpated by whev January 6, 2011

aggravated ignorance

Aggravated Ignorance is an imaginary charge that police officers use when idiots ask what they are being arrested for.
Aggravated Ignorance can also be applied, when a person who is talking to him or herself into getting arrested, by being ignorant and argumentative.

aggravated stupidity 

It is when you are so fucking stupid that you go out and do really, really, really dumb shit... just because you think that it will bring you "cool points."
Lawyer: This client was so stupid he should be charged with Aggravated Stupidity and sentences to additional time.

aggravated dragon 

When getting a blowjob, and you're about to cum, your grab her by her ears and ram her mouth on your rod as hard as you can and not let her pull back off of it. Then blow your load so hard in her mouth that it comes out her nose and makes her look like an aggravated dragon.

For best results: no sex or mastrubation for at least 2 weeks.
Oh baby that feels so good, keep going
(girl: mm, yeah)
Oh, I'm gonna cum...
(girl: mmummm, LET GO!)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
(girl: WTF, it's in my nose)

google-aggrivated 

Being google-aggrivated means: when no matter which syntax of search terms you enter into Google Search Engine, it doesn't pull the results you are looking for.

This has caused many to exclaim such phrases as "Shit!" "Damnit!" "Good Lord why can't I find this!" and last but not least, "Google f*cking sucks!!!"

These aggressive lash-outs reflect in no way the true feelings of the said Search Engine or its almighty glory. They come from sheer frustration of our own limitations as a guest at the site.

I've been sitting here for 10 minutes, im starting to get REALLY google-aggrivated!! I need a cigarette.
google-aggrivated by Naaadz February 16, 2006