A computer game which requires alot of strategy and takes place in the early "ADs". You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion (AoE: Conquerors) features more civilizations and new units (military personal / technologies). This game makes for a great alternative to masturbation, or can serve as a "timetaker" while your downloads complete.
John: I went to Disney World over break!!!
Dan: I Age of Empires 'd Morpheus and then splurged my spooze all over the place!!!
by Aliii April 19, 2006
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A fun computer game which requires basic strategy and takes place in the early historica ages.You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion version features more civilizations and new units and technologies.
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by Taxman August 30, 2006
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Age of Empires IV or AoE IV is the fourth PC game published by Xbox Game Studios for the series Age of Empires, it was released in October 2021.
It is a real-time strategy videogame (RTS) with 8 civilizations: The English, the Chinese, the Mongols, the Delhi Sultanate, the French, the Abbasid Dynasty, the Holy Roman Empire and the Rus.
Your goal is to create an economy and soldiers to fight the opponent and win the game.
You can play in single-player, completing the campaign, the skirmish, where you can play with other people, and the ranked games.
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by CompetitivePlayerOfAoE November 22, 2021
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Sweetest game on the planet earth it Pwn's! but there are to many fucking NOOBS who ruin the game for everybody
NOOBS in Age of Empires 3=FAGS
by Gregorchuk June 8, 2006
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My friends and I are going to play Age of Empires II DE: (Literally just means AIDS)
by microlord March 23, 2023
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