This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.

Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time

Awful Falafel by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017

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awfulling

The act of making everything awful.

She had a knack for awfulling that put everyone into a funk.

awfulling by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

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anwuli

Anwuli is a very beautiful girl with a loving smile. She tends to be really playful but k ows when to be serious. She often makes people feel comfortable around her no matter what. She tries her best ro be nice to everyone no matter the situation. She always ends up being a wonderful wife and an excellent lover. Anwuli is very sexy and is an eye turner .

Wow, his wife is great, she must be an Anwuli

i need a friend with thw name Anwuli

anwuli by hsywbsj July 31, 2018

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