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a smark remark or witty retort made or thought of a half hour too late.
After being insulted by Reilly, George had an afterwit later that day.

REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."

(Later that day)

GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."
by theclerk July 10, 2008
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