after work job
A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.
after work job by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013
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After work detention
Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .
Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
After work detention by Not a chance man March 19, 2008
after-work-jerk
The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.
After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.
after-work-jerk by Clark W. Griswald May 5, 2006
After work detention
Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .
Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
After work detention by Not a chance man March 15, 2008
Optimized weekday after-work game plan
Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Optimized weekday after-work game plan by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
after-hours workplace food heists
Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.
I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!
after-hours workplace food heists by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019