|1.||5 oclock shadow|
When, somehow, a little bit of shit ends up on the underside of the tip of a penis.
When a man sitting on a toilet after takin a crap wipes his ass from back to front. And without realizing it brushes his soiled tissue under the tip of his penis. As his partner later on unzips and strips him, he or she, while looking at his unit straight in the eye, notices a 5 oclock shadow.
The Sketchy Fingers is a tall, pasty white, balding humanoid creature last scene in the Washington DC area. Other noticable physical characteristics include long yellow fingernails, a terrifying 5'oclock shadow, and rancid feet.more...
The Sketchy Fingers get its name from its unusual habit of rubbing its scrotum and/or asshole, then immediately sniffing its fingers. This leads to the trademark Sketchy Fingers "confused" facial expression from which it is most recognizable.
This creature has a high sexual drive and will fornicate with nearly any size and shape of human female as long as it doesn't have to use a condom. It tends to court females by impersonating an Australian doctor but will also occasionally spit its teeth, although the latter method has not been used for some time.
Its eating habits include a wide variety of late night foods, ranging from pizza to leftovers from the fridge of the female which it just had sex with. The Sketchy Fingers has no natural predators (excluding male pattern baldness) but does generally shy away from competing with the African-American male in both athletic and female courting abilities. Notable defense mechanisms include deception, stealing, and intoxication.
Most attemps at capturing the elusive Sketchy Fingers have been futile, although there is rumor that it is possible to trap it using a large Tom Brady cutout and Stroke29 masturbation cream.
1. When you at a club or party setting and you start talking to a girl. Buy her drinks, talk her up, put in the time. And after you think you've got this one. Her girlfriend walks over and she walks away.
2. When shes got a 5'oclock shadow(not on her face) and you come up with a slit redness that wasn't there before.
(straight girls may know this from kissing men who haven't shaved in a couple days)
"hey where did that girl go you where just talking to"
"o man you got carpet burned"
"Hey sarah were you out in the cun today"
"no, my girlfriend lost her ravor"
|4.||Hallowed Be Thy Name|
By far my favourite song ever. The 9th and final song on Iron Maiden's hugely successful 3rd album "The Number of the Beast" (1982) At 7:12 it is the longest song on the album, as there are 2 long periods of instrumentals. The song starts off quite slowly, and increases the tempo as the story it tells progresses. It describes a man's thoughts as he is sent to the gallows, the feelings of terror, confusion and realization to the fact that he really is afraid of death, contrary to his belief. The vocals end as the man is executed, followed by a long instrumental section, at the end of which are the man's last words "Hallowed be thy name" Truly an all time classic heavy metal song, from an all time classic heavy metal album, by an all time classic heavy metal band.
Im waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime,more...
Reflecting on my past life and it doesnt have much time,
Cos at 5 oclock they take me to the gallows pole,
The sands of time for me are running low,
Running low, ooooh
When the priest comes to read me the last rites,
I take a look through the bars at the last sights,
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me.
Can it be theres some sort of error?
Hard to stop the surmounting terror,
Is it really the end not some crazy dream.
Somebody please tell me that Im dreaming,
Its not so easy to stop from screaming,
But words escape me when I try to speak.
Tears they flow but why am I crying?
After all I am not afraid of dying,
Don't I believe that there never is an end?
As the guards march me out to the courtyard
Someone cries from a cell "God be with you"
If there's a God then why has he let me die?
As I walk all my life drifts before me
And though the end is near I'm not sorry
Catch my soul cos its willing to fly away
Mark my words please believe my soul lives on
Don't worry now that I have gone
I've gone beyond to see the truth
When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down here is just a strange illusion.
Yeaaaah yeaaah yeah
Hallowed by thy name
Yeaaaah yeaaah yeah
Hallowed be thy name