2) I Afro-Engineered a new antenna for my car with a wire hanger.
2. Afro Engineer-ed Motorcycle: A grossly extended swing arm, fat rear tyre, ground effects, and graffiti inspired paint job on a Suzuki Gixxer. Can no longer take turns property, but can go fast in a straight line, which matches the (lack of) skill level seen in the riders.
Extra points for a ho with a mini skirt, tank top, and 6" heels on the back.