| 1. | Afro-Denial | ||
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Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE- Function: noun/adjective Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999) : a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair. Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad. Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case. Jazmine: What!!? Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention. Jazmine: Afro-Denial? Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up! Huey: Wait ... here it is. Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair. Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!! Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"... |
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| 2. | Afro-Denial | ||
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Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE- Function: noun/adjective Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999) : a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-delusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair. Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad. Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case. Jazmine: What!!? Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention. Jazmine: Afro-Denial? Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up! Huey: Wait ... here it is. Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair. Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!! Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"... |
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| 3. | Fro Denial | ||
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An unwillingness or inability to accept or acknowledge the curliness, coarseness, or nappiness of ones hair. She is in Fro Denial.
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| 4. | cape verdean | ||
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Someone with hot fiery Cape Verdean blood flowing through their veins. Cape Verde is a small group of islands off the west coast of Africa and there are a lot of Cape Verdeans in New England. Cape Verdeans are Black/African reguardless of skin/eye color or hair length/texture but sadly a lot of them are in denial about it... they try to use their portuguese mixture as an excuse of why they're not african but it's stupid because there is a mix of something else in almost every African country... Overall Cape Verdeans are sexy and attract attention almost everywhere they go Dude1: Aiiyo didju see dat lite skinned chick dat juss walked by wit da long black hair && dat dark skinned chick w/ tha afro?? DEY'RE BAANGIN
Dude2: Yeaa they must be Cape Verdean |
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