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vajayjay alfresco 

When a man doesn't wear underwear under his clothes, it's called going commando or freeballing (because, you know, his balls are dangling freely). Now, when a woman doesn't wear underwear, what's that called? The term freeballing doesn't exactly work because, you know, women don't have balls. Hence, the term "vajayjay alfresco."
One should never -- and I mean *never* -- go vajayjay alfresco while riding a bicycle and wearing a miniskirt.
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Alfresco 

To go alfresco, a phrase used to describe going without underwear. Synonymous with going commando. Coming from the word Alfresco describing an activity done in the open air.
"It's dangerous to go alfresco in shorts"

"I always go alfresco in summer, I hate having Betty Swallocks"

alfresco sex 

sex outside, under the stars

Fuck outside where anyone could see you
I was camping, and me and my girl had the best alfresco sex ever
alfresco sex by pstew20 April 12, 2009

Alfresco sneeze 

An Alfresco sneeze is when you are outside and have a runny nose with no tissues and use the nearest leaf of a bush to blow your nose with and leave it on the floor afterwards
Alfresco sneeze is walking to work with an awful cold, need a sneeze/ need to blow your nose and grabbing a big leaf off the nearest bush and doing the dirty
Alfresco sneeze by Zeager December 9, 2009

aforesaid 

Said or mentioned earlier or previously
A general statement that the aforesaid customs and liberties are to be observed by all classes.
aforesaid by Akaj December 19, 2017
A women who tends to be direct with no filter. Often sets high goals for herself. An independent woman who gets what she wants in life.
Dont mess with her, she’s an affreka
Affreka by Rimoney May 7, 2018
A school that learns people how to handle alcohol and nicotine. A higher place of learning that is known for it’s comradeship and excessive partying.
That person just downed his whole drink! He is surely in Affies!
Affies by Guest68272 February 20, 2020