Life Affirming Shit 

Life Affirming Shit (LAS)
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.

The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.

When your colon gives an extra 20%

AM. Whats up BP. You goode?
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!

BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.

AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.

Life Affirming Shit by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 22, 2016

gender affirming care 

Euphemism for puberty blockers given to underage children for non legitimate gender dysphoria.

Gender affirming care should be immoral, amoral and illegal. Oh and not to mention anti religion and anti biology.

gender affirming care by Uncle Dimma August 24, 2022

gender-affirming 

The irrevocable mutilation of a healthy body by injecting profoundly incompatible hormones and/or surgical destruction of organs vital to reproduction, healthy body chemistry and overall well-being.

Those terrible Texas lawmakers think kids should to wait until they're 18 and have moved out their two moms' house before receiving gender-affirming health care.

gender-affirming by Eidako March 11, 2022

Gender-affirming care 

Euphemism for the "sadistic paedophilia"

Between 2000 and the present day, at least 1500 predominantly White girls have experienced gender-affirming care in Rotherham.

Gender-affirming care by Old Phardt August 2, 2023

gender-affirming care 

Medical care that affirms the gender of an individual. This can include hormone supplements, hormone blockers, and, in some cases, surgical operations. For transgender individuals, this is usually called HRT, or Hormone Replacement Therapy (see example 1). Gender-affirming care is not exclusive to transgender individuals; it also encapsulates cisgender men and women who may have an imbalance of their body's hormones — testosterone and estrogen, respectively (see example 2).

Example 1
Sara booked and attended an intake appointment for her to receive gender-affirming care, which included estradiol and a testosterone blocker.

Example 2
Tony's doctor diagnosed him with gynecomastia, and Tony, who was born as a man and knew he was always a man, sought gender-affirming care via liposuction to correct his chest.

gender-affirming care by serenefemme February 19, 2024

Young adult affirming care

When you are affirming a oersons gender and they're between 18-30.

Young adult affirming care should be banned also. If you're talking positively about gender affirming care for minors under 18, you should be punished

Young adult affirming care by Uncle Dimma December 3, 2025

affirmitive action

This term refers to the practice of hiring minority races over white races, even if the white applicant is more qualified. The idea behind this is that minorities (mainly those of African descent) were oppressed and this is one way for the government to make ammends. Obviously the repercussions are serious for example hiring a less qualified applicant in the medical field. Also this idea itself could be considered racist, what is more derogatory than saying that minorities need be hired first regardless of merits as if they do not have merits!!! Many people haved sued for reverse discrimination saying that the most qualified applicant no matter what should have the job in question. Also because this is a racial issue most people tend to overlook the fact this is another way for the government to exercise control over businesses in the private sector.

I have a PhD (doctorate) in Physcis and applied for a teaching position at a local high school, but because of affirmitive action a person with only a Bachelors degree was hired.

affirmitive action by Chad Pelligra December 15, 2008