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afghanipan 

Afghanipan is the future of Afghanistan. By the year 2069 all heterosexuals will be executed whilst the Afghanipans live a happy and oppressed free life from all the violent straight individuals effectively letting aids run wild through every family in Afghanipan.
Abdul: Give me the bumb ma brotha
Mohammad: Bend over
Abdul: *bends over* ALLAHHHHHHH
Father : Only in Afghanipan
afghanipan by Jake16261 May 15, 2020
It is the name of girls who are of Indian origin. Anagha means Innocent and kind. She is a kind and a smart girl, exactly the kind of girl you call beauty with brains, at the same time, she is sensitive and emotional, she got a big heart, she is always there for her family, she got both naughty funny side and a hardcore introvert side, you gotta be so special for her to break her shell. Once you get to know her, you will realize, she is a Awesome person. She is a hard working person.
Guy 1 : Man, Do you know Anagha ? that girl seems so silent and serious. i think she is a nerd, that will be boring i guess.
Guy 2: oh man, i got a thing for smart girls, the kind of girls who have big brains to think out of box.
Guy 1: ah right bro, at the end of the day all we need is a smart girl who can think logically and not a big ass foolish makeup addict.
good luck!
Anagha by Pretty_unicorn January 18, 2021

afghan kabob 

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...
These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut
afghan kabob by KZ March 12, 2005
Awesome person, probably an all-rounder....has no idea of what's going on with people around her because she would rather stay home and read a book. Super fun when you get to know them. Probably has a weird sense of humor and is high all the time.
Wow! She is so awesome, her name is probably Anagha.
Anagha by darkhorse.12321 November 20, 2020
Sanskrit name for Goddess Parvati
Indian name for females
Literally means one who has not committed a sin or "paap" ("agh" = "paap" = sin)
I trust her completely as she is Anagha
anagha by Benyaa June 11, 2006

Afghan Meal 

A kick ass meal served by an afghan that has at a minimum of 5 dishes so watch ur mouth bitch! This is a shit load of food!
White Guy: Oh dude! my stomach hurts soo much, i ate too much food!
White guy : It was Afghan food waddya expect man? but that is pretty gnarly!

Afghanboo 

A Afghanboo is anyone who is obsessed with Afghanistan and Pashtun culture. Derives from weeaboo because like weeaboo, a Afghanboo is insanely obsessed with Afghanistan. While Afghanboo's claim to love and support Pashtun culture, counter intuitively, they tend to stereotype Pashtun culture by how it appears in their favorite tiktok edit, which can be safely assumed to be offensive to the Pashtuns.

They generally act like they are from Afghanistan. Using shitty grammar and adding unneeded Pashto words. You will commonly find them online. Or just in Indian Sub Continent. Also, on social media app. like, Twitter and Reddit.
They are usually teens and grown ups. Who have no idea what Afghanistan even is and believe Bacha Khan was the greatest human ever.
"Azizum! I am of Pathan decent. I am of going to marry pashtun girl when I grow up. Zindabad Afghanistan!!"

"Yar look I have Pakol and Patoo, and ak47 do I look Pathan enough yet."

"OMG I LOVE PASHTUN CULTURE, I WOULD LOVE TO WEAR YOUR DRESS WITH MY JEANS"

"Dude your such a Afghanboo"
Afghanboo by TacticalKhel February 16, 2022