aeronorexia 

disorder characterized by self-starvation and excessive use of stimulants to prevent damage to one's overpriced office chair

i can tell nick's aeronorexia isn't very severe cos every time he sits in that damn aeron wheels fall off.

aeronorexia by 3$ June 27, 2007

apophoret 

A gift given to celebrate a new year.

Peyton gave her best friend Whitney a bottle of wine as an apophoret to celebrate the new year.

apophoret by Peyyyy November 26, 2013

Aeroposeur

Small town assholes in their 20's or even 30's with a serious case of prole shift, always needing to display an 'Aéropostale' logo, usually on their chest. They are actually trying to look like frat boys or white hats. Wardrobe almost always includes hair gel and an overpriced white ball cap.

When I saw my first aeroposeur, I assumed the brand name was popular in American cities 7-10 years ago.

Aeroposeur by Keeper of Solitude November 16, 2011

Aerophobia 

Or 'Aerophobic' - someone who suffers from mild to intense annoyance at being on an Aeroplane, not necessarily out of fear of crashing...

...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'

Sam - "God, it's hot in here. Hey Mike do you want a peanut?"

Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"

Aerophobia by jazz4 March 22, 2011

Agrophonebia 

The 21st century neurosis about going anyhere without a cellular telephone. Particularly prevalent in the under 40's.

Guy A:I can't go out without my phone, what if someone texts me?

Guy B:Dude - you have got mad agrophonebia.

Agrophonebia by Paulsinhis30's April 6, 2009

Afrowhore 

A bushy-haired woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; an afro-prostitute; an afro-harlot; an afro-strumpet.

"Don't be fooled by her impossibly structured hair and innocent demeanor. She's apparently something of an afrowhore."

Afrowhore by The Quintessential Afrowhore December 11, 2008

AeroPhile 

Dashingly hansome and clever.

One who may feel with some confidence that James Bond, Indiana Jones and just about any other hero in history has been modelled in His image.

Widely known to be fertile, endowed, charming, thoughtfull and a considerate lover to those who please him.

One who has been know to crush ememies with a single stern look.

Term used to describe a person of outstanding appearance in tight fitting clothes.

I met this guy last week, I just left his house a few minutes ago, if he didnt have me screaming with pleasure we were playing chess and doing gymnastics. He wouldnt tell me his name, but he was one heck of a contender for AeroPhile.

AeroPhile by flyingbollockofdoom October 16, 2006