advertorial

An article or editorial that has been written for the purpose of promoting a product or service. The word itself is a combination of "advertisement" and "editorial." Often the piece will avoid a tone with overt bias.

I had read a whole page about vitamins in the news magazine before realizing the story was just an advertorial.

advertorial by brianbbad March 23, 2011

adversaries 

ad·ver·sar·es
1.an enemy or opponent(plural)
2.the devil Satan(plural)

Dear mama, I'm caught up in this sickness
I robbed my adversaries, but slipped and left a witness
-tupac
from
"16 On Death Row"

adversaries by Baseballallstar September 8, 2008

adversary 

to oppose

adversy against the government.

adversary by pigdestroyer November 10, 2003

adversary 

ad⋅ver⋅sar⋅y  ad-ver-ser-ee

-noun

An individual with exceptional style and substance who challenges and engages you in a meaningful way.

"You, mamacita, make a fine adversary."

adversary by Math Teacher for a month May 15, 2009

Adversaries 

A brotherhood of warriors formed on the mean streets of Jewett City, CT.

The Adversaries are itchin' to kill, while y'all are ready to die...

Adversaries by DEO5 June 16, 2008

advertarian 

A person who's for ads, and very much against people who use adblock. Usually a very poor person or a very rich person.

person 1: I'm an advertarian.
person 2: what's that?
person 1: if everyone used adblock, we would have to pay for things!!!
person 2: snek!

advertarian by Hitler1337420 November 5, 2016

*Insert ultimate adversary*

Attempting to usurp God by way of transitive property.

Antifa hippie "If God is real, then why didn't he stop *Insert ultimate adversary*? If God can't do it then I will defeat fascism myself. Thereby demonstrating that I should be the one who decides who exists and who doesn't not."

*Insert ultimate adversary* by Hym Iam April 4, 2022