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contraption adaption 

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.
1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"

Adception 

An ad within an ad. This can often occur when watching a YouTube video when the main video is an ad but a commercial plays before it. A play on the word "Ad" and the movie title "Inception."
It's a case of Adception!
Adception by ToMess Upton July 30, 2011

Surprise Adoption 

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.
Surprise Adoption by Bexxe October 1, 2010

adorption 

when Trump pro-controlling womens bodies people try to replace 2 letters in abortion to spell adoption but are absolute idiots that can't spell
yeah im pro-adorption not pro-choice
adorption by a pissed mf bitch January 7, 2021

ADUMBTION 

Believe it or not, he made the adumbtion that if something was on Fox, OAN, or Info Wars that it could be trusted as fact...and we wonder why our country is so divided... :-(
ADUMBTION by JaneGordon.com August 29, 2022

Dick's smoothie and adoption center 

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time
person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center