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a crappy-ass internet and cable provider. They really need to stop sucking so hard.
Jim: why did you get offline and then back online every 20 minutes for the past 3 hours?
Tim: Adelphia sucks my balls
by where am I? June 02, 2006

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The most undeniably sexy beautiful person. Amazing in bed sucks balls. Goes through moods never know what you are going to get. If you get an Adelphia your blessed. Always in her feelings good or bad. Adelphia's are the down for anything in the bed. Adelphia's are counselors always lending a ear and giving advice.
Look at Adelphia she is Beautiful. That girl Adelphia in her feelings again. Adelphia done said something off the wall again.
by LookatmeI'MBeautiful December 20, 2016

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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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