Applegasm 

The joy of owning an Apple product is so great, the owner or potential owner will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the owner's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.

Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with an empty mind, zombie-like grin.

Applegasms are most common after owners or potential owners stand in line for hours or days while waiting for the next great product.

Dude, you got the new Apple! you look like you just had an Applegasm.

Applegasm by Applegasmer September 13, 2012

applegasm 

apple·gasm (noun)

The joy of eating an apple is so great, the eater will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the eater's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.
Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with apple bits and juice.

Golden Delicious applegasms are most common.

Dude, you look like you just had an applegasm.

applegasm by Vitamin December 13, 2008

adelgasm 

the sudden release of excitement from an Adele performance.

I just had an adelgasm from the grammys.

adelgasm by andraytada March 31, 2012

Allegasm 

The feeling a dumbass shitface gets when listening to shitty music and therefore believing it is the best thing in the world.

Oh, my god! i had an Allegasm when i heard them play!

Allegasm by pissed fan January 18, 2011

Anklegasm

An orgasm brought on by the gentle curve of a great set of ankles.

Girl 1: How'd it go last night?
Girl 2: He wore shorts. I was anklegasming before we even got to the restaurant.

Anklegasm by shanesanklesrhot June 17, 2012