We know you have an additionary problem -- but stop using all those big words! We don't understand you!
2. A dictionary of addition.
3. A dictionary that people can't stop reading.
"I don't know, Frank, look it up in the addictionary."
"Thanks Charlie, have you seen my pipe?"
2. "Hey Charlie, this dictionary seems incomplete, what should I do now?"
"Go get an addictionary."
"Thanks, hey, is that like when you go online and read about words that are being introduced into pop culture?"
"Its more than that. That's why its an addictionary."
"Shouldn't it be an additionary?"
3. "Hey Charlie, I can't get enough of these definitions!"
"Are you into that addictionary again?"
"Yeah, and I should really start thinking about eating something too."