Attention Deficit Disorder, most frequently diagnosed in kids. It's something that can easily be "self diagnosed" in a pseudo science way, but it is something that everyone on the internet seems to have an opinion on, whether they are a doctor or not.
Asshole 1:"ADD is just a sorry excuse for people to be lazy! Believe me, I know!"

Asshole 2:"ADD is a real thing, a doctor can diagnose you for it! I know a guy!"
#know it all #smartass #dumbass #expert opinion #nonsense #fake #true
by mrbigmclargehuge September 11, 2011
Attention Deficit Disorder. A very irritating problem even though it is fun acting hyper and confused when I don't take my medication. I fit in better with my friends when I don't take my medicine.
Friend 1: Dude you're acting weird. Did you take your ADD medication this morning?
Me: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW HUH I DON'T NEED THE DAMN MEDICATION I'M PERFECTLY FI... How did I get in this room? When did the bus drop me off? What were we talking about?
Friend 2: Whoa, calm down. Jeez.
Friend 3: I don't think she took it this morning... O.o
Friend 4: Ever hear of breathing?
Friend 5: Or punctuation for that matter?
Me: Did I spaz again?
Friend 1: Yep... O_o
Friend 3: She doesn't remember?
Friend 2: She's just like GIR!!!!
#hyper #confusion #add #irritating #random
by iit'z all aboutt tthe muziic January 20, 2009
the state of being unemployed : involuntary idleness of workers; also : the rate of such unemployment

Receiving Checks for being laid off from your job, unexpectedly.
Fawzia: "So I get free hawaii vacation yeah ?"

Government: "This is not a hawaii vacation Fawzia Ahmadi"

Fawzia: "No, I already know dont lie, I'm going to Hawaii and Mexico, to go tan"

Government: " Oo kussy !! Chi guftem ta?! Yak Hawaii Mawaii nasta!! Biskulon vacation macation dega!!"

ADD: Unemlpoyment
#add unemployment #work #jobs #money #government
by YEEEAH July 28, 2012
ADD is a mental disorder which leads to restlessness, difficulty paying attention or focusing, and a short attention span. It is caused by a chemical imbalance, when the brain manufactures insufficient amounts of a stimulant. am not sure what the name of the chemical is. ADD medications make people without ADD hyper because it is the same type of stimulant as Mountain Dew. That's why I drink mountain dew whenever my prescription runs out, because it relieves my symptoms.
ADD makes meh twitchy. A lot. Although, technically, I have ADHD. Hmm.
#adhd #attention #deficit #disorder #hyperactive
by I-gots-teh-ADD's February 26, 2009
Having attention deficit problems is not too bad. I have learned to work around the whooooossshhhhh tornados are wickeddddd UH OH!
ADD means attention def...oooohhh a butterfly
by P huNgy September 07, 2005
Term used in large-scale internet role playing type games (MMORPG's). Short for additional. Denotes the arrival of an "add", or additional NPC character, usually one that has entered "aggro range" and joined the current fight.
"Shit, add"
*group dies*
by Erik Jacobson May 20, 2005
(Un)Artificially Advanced Determination


ADD, called "Attention Deficit Disorder" by "the professionals," is an advanced state of mind only achievable by those willing to accept their humanity and open up to themselves and others emotionally. For these individuals, hormones and other chemicals play a large role in the decision-making process, regardless of the ignorance of jealous others.
1: Hey, what's up?

2: Clouds, sky... I dunno. Hey, look, an eagle!

1: ...Where?

2: Over there, you missed it... anyway, how are ya?

1: I swear you have ADD or something.

#attention #whore #ignorant #stupid #addd #ad #horny
by G.Owly July 31, 2011
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