ADD
A disease every kid these days claims they have.
I have ADD. Me too. Me 3. Me 4. Fuck you.
by ass crust June 17, 2003
add
add refers to attention deficite disorder.
nathaniel has add like a motha fucka. he just threw that fuckin milk at me and then yelled at me. he must be bipolar to.
by c-trouble January 23, 2007
ADD
Attention Deficit Disorder.

e.g., Rob has ADD

akimow
Hey what's up with Rob? Why's he jumpin up and down and scrathing his face?

Rob has ADD or akimow
by Rob January 30, 2005
ADD
Act of enslaving more than one man at once.
A person who believes she can have it in the butt and still be a virgin.
Act of continuing compulsive word vomit.
A skanky whore who is really a man behind all that makeup.
All of the above and more...
"I don't want him but you can't have him, because I want him too...because I'm ADD"
"No, really, I'm a virgin...I've only had it in the butt...once, twice, hell every night. But I'm still a virgin! Swear!"
"I love him and him, but today I only want you, but just so you know on Tuesday the rules state that I must switch off...sorry!"
Morning, on phone with boyfriend..."Honey, just so you know if you ever see me without makeup, I want you to hear this from me...I'm not a girl! I'm a man! The makeup is key!"
by Lexi and Hope May 18, 2007
ADD
A scam involving a fake disorder designed to get parents to buy drugs. "Symptoms" include lack of focus (as with a child) and inability to sit still (as with a child) . Also known as ADHD.
The shrink told the parents their child had ADD and told them to buy Ritalin, because the creators could not otherwise sell it.
by keyanf November 15, 2009
add
add (Attention-Deficit disorder) is a highly contagious disease that you can get from a public toilet seat or butt sex. Symptoms; Failing to pay close attention to details, Forgetfulness, the random yalling of "Wauuuuuuuu!", Fidgeting, Leaving seat often, and Answering a question before they are finished
"don't give Ryu that chainsaw he has mad crazy add"
by Ryu Corrado December 03, 2006
ADD
Verb - Derived from Attention Deficit Disorder. To ADD someone is to completely forget about them; to forget about.
Ted ADDed me for dinner.
Ted ADDed class this morning.
My roommate, Ted, ADDed college.
by appledj2 November 05, 2005
ADD
Attention deficit disor- PREETY FLOWER! Flower my bestest friend! ^_^
What the fuck? Adult ADD? Why not call it just ADD?
by I.K. April 11, 2005
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