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re-accommodate 

verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.
Don't make me re-accommodate you!

Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.

re-accommodate 

to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.
"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)
re-accommodate by Wim2600 April 10, 2017
Word of the Day on April 12, 2017

Re-accommodate 

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for
Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...
Re-accommodate by Micky25 April 11, 2017
Adcom

1.) The evil gatekeepers who prevent you from starting the rest of your life.

2.) An abbreviation for "admission committee" for medical schools.
How can I explain my 3.4 to Adcoms...
Adcom by Deadpremed March 28, 2019

re-accommodate 

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.
Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.

Accommodate 

Accomodate means the amout of space/people the building/object will hold.
"i only have one sleeping bag , and it will only accommodate one person"
Accommodate by jadiepower s January 3, 2016