credited with the ideas for marijuana, cardboard, the female period, languages, india, dance, the electric car, binary code, antimatter, textbooks, oranges, the model T, the bench press, Chris Fowler, typing, good looking girls, water (leading to great developments in the soap industry, and tripling puppy production), fear factor, webbed feet, and magic.
"no... not until i discover the cure for elf wart!"
"Fuck you mom! You're sandwiches SUCK!"
NOW SHES DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk about suave; "bethesda's best" fucks any girl HE WANTS. Last week there was a LINE. Girls even call his room "The Rodeo".
Guy 2- I dono for sure, but my sister calls him King Adam
Guy 1- Yea same...
guy2: "uhhh you better think twice about that man... thats adam brooks's chalk... he might kick your ass"
adamthehorse: "i possess the healing powers of nature zach."
*zach passes out from over-excitement; adamthehorse calls an ambulance and flees the scene*
guy 2: "that sounds like a hit"
guy 3: "i heard he plays darth brooks in star wars 3"
guy 1: "true true"
guy 2: "yea. you really are."
adamthehorse: "thanks guys. but no time for small talk--i have to go save an old woman or something and then bang some chick"