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1. 20/20
Completely seeing the truth of a situation.
I see the 20/20 but I don't know why?
2. Trutheality
noun. The state or quality of being a fact as opposed to mere supposition or illusion. A portmanteau combining the words truth and reality.
The trutheality of the situation is that 9/11 was caused by radical terrorists, not the government.

In trutheality, Elvis is dead.
3. favorfuck
A FAVORFUCK is when a friend does (or attempts to do) another friend a favor, but in actuality they end up fucking that person over royally.

When it's called out, the favorfuck can lead to especially viscous confrontations, because both parties involved will vehemently stand their respective positions. The favorfucker truly believes that they did the other person a favor, and they are shocked by the audacity of the other for that person's "ungratefulness" in confronting them after doing this favor. On the other hand, the favorfuckee is angry because they were blind-sided by a supposed favor (to help them out in time of need) that turned out to either not help at all or (more commonly) make their situation substantially worse.

A flagrant (aka first-degree aka or felony) favorfuck is when the favorfucker either did not have best intentions OR (more commonly), despite their good intentions, they exhibited gross incompetence in executing the favor, and as a result ended up completely fucking over the other. In this case the favorfuck was clearly avoidable by the favorfucker. In contrast, an innocent favorfuck is unavoidable, purely accidental, and circumstantial: when the favorfuckee truly had the best intentions AND they were competent in executing the favor, and it was just misfortune that the results of the favor ended up being negative in the end.
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4. Hook upgrade
An term of derision. In this situation, a woman regularly hooks up with a man who is only interested in casual sex. The man will either explicitly say that he does not want a romantic relationship, or will repeatedly tell the woman that he is “not sure what he wants”- as a way to defer the subject, or to indirectly tell the woman “no.” But the woman naively believes that if she just sticks it out long enough and shows the man how much she cares for him, a proper relationship will eventually begin. In actuality this will never, ever happen. The “hook upgrade” is the female equivalent of the “gay friend” phenomenon.
Despite several failures, Buffy continues to believe in the possibility of the hook upgrade.
5. Durbin
The use of excessive hyperbole and rhetoric when describing a situation or thing. It is commonly absurd and grossly disproportionate when used as an example. Named after Illinois Senator Dick Durbin, who often said things that in actuality were over-the-top and unsubstantiated allegations.
Al Franken pulled a durbin when he spoke of the current US actions in Iraq. His own words eventually made a mockery of his career.
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6. Emo
Typically an "emo" is a stereotype surrounding most tweens-teens who dress in an alternative style. Their makeup, hair, and clothes mostly define their look, as "scene" or "emo". This "alternative" fashion they conform themselves to is derived from the "in" styles most preppy and or popular females tend to wear. Along with the basic designs for the clothing "emo" symbols are added onto the clothing in order to make it appear alternative.

Emo, is mostly used as an insult, or a joke. Although the term doesn't derive from the word Emotional, it infact comes from Emotional/Hardcore music. (typically where most of today's stereotypes and subcatagories origionate) Most emo children tend to hold up some arguement that states, "Emo is a way of life..." They continue with meaningful definitions that support their arguements. However most of the filth we encounter, in life, chatrooms, schools, and websites, are just conformist vile kids who claim to be different. In all actuality these are the "preps" of the alternative world.

They claim to be different and unique. They all look the same, how does this defend their arguement?

Now for the definition: These confused children are ones who are usually middle class-upper middle class. They like to complain about their supposibly horrible lives, and about how noone could possibly understand them. They create problems and overdramatize even the smallest situation, for the purpose of fabricating a world of terror for themselves....
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7. friendship
A relationship between two people where one person agrees to make the other person's problems their own. More than often the agreement turns out to be one-sided. This includes lending money, giving rides, emotional support, listening to the other complain or just simply listening to and dealing with the other person's constant bullshit. In actuality, an official agreement was never made to do any of this. Rather a process takes place over time where one party is slowly manipulated into all of the above mentioned acts. Most of the time these relationships eventually end with the main supporter having had enough of the user's ways. However, there are occasionally more extreme cases where the relationship goes on for years, sometimes until death does them part, due to the supporter's own extreme stupidity. In some cases, the situation is so bad that the one party might actually be entitled to claim a dependant when doing their taxes.
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