homie2:"na man too much goonz there"
Also, the town has no money after building a new library several years ago, renovating the JR. high, and now completing the renovations of the high school, setting them back god knows how many millions. There is an urban legend that some girls cut their toes to take crack, which is very plausable. Each year the freshman class gets sluttier and sluttier to the point where a 14 year old girl is unrecognizable. The great hangout in Acon is Bickfords restaurant on route 2A, also the late night event of everyones week. The sketchy drug dealing hangout is the Acton Bowladrome where stuff goes down unnoticed. Be sure to stop by the many Dunkin Donuts where the primary language is portuguese.
"Yeah, what an idiot. He must not have thought that one out. There are just as many luxury cars in AB's parking lot."
Dunkin' Doghnuts Employee: Como?
Actonian: Oh fuck, ur forgein... I'LL... HAVE... UN... MOCHA... LATE... POR FAVOR.