Top Definition
Pants made of a thin enough material to allow significant feeling or penetration during a lapdance.

Source: Bill Burr's Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast
I managed to push the head inside the stripper thanks to my nice thin action slacks, but now I got herpes.
by The Bunny Suit Killer December 25, 2016

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A smart badass dude who is full of energy and is always coming up with rad ideas
Hey there, action slacks, nice job on building your own computer from shit u found in the woods
by NikkiVapes December 13, 2014

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