| 1. | Broverwhelmed | ||
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1. A ridiculous amount of men in a social gathering.
The party last night had so many dudes I was broverwhelmed.
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| 2. | Teleperformance | ||
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A prison-like work environment with little to no opportunity for success formerly known as calltech. Job Description:
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Assist customers with technical issues related to internet service in a callcenter environment. Goals include: Average Handle Time - 15 minutes, Wrap Time (after call notes) - 1 minute or less. Translation - Take calls from internet service customers, read screen to resolve issue, notate account, repeat. I.E. - monotony and high stress Job Environment: Large room filled with rows of work stations, many of which do not work or are missing parts. Assigned seating limited to your Supervisor's row, usually a different cubicle everyday. No personalization of work area. 3.75 minutes of break time for every hour worked and one 30 minute lunch if employee works an 8 or more hour shift. Breaks can be no longer than 15 minutes at any one time and break or lunch time must be used to go to the bathroom. If there are few calls coming in employee will be logged out for 30 minutes at a time until calls start coming in and will not be paid during the logout(s). Promotions: Internal postings are done on an internal company website and job posting applications must be submitted with a resume. However, selections are primarily done by favortism. Supervisors and Upper Management: Supervisors can rarely be found and are rude or merely unhelpful, when they are located. The rules are applied more leniently to them and therefore present a "do as I say, not as I do" attitude. The management method is primarily negative reinforcement being point the agent un... |
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| 3. | Rethuglicans | ||
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Re-thug-li-cans : the plural of rethuglican.
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Rethuglicans are the political enforcement thugs used as tools by wealthy individuals associated with big business and their political agendas. Their dogma is that of capitalism and anyone who questions the dogma is attacked voraciously as ignorant and is considered a terrorist, communist or completely insane. The Rethuglicans primary concerns are the protection of wealth of the super rich, which have mostly inherited wealth akin to hereditary rule over successive generations. A typical part of their dogma is their indoctrination that all life is based on survival of the fittest, see Social Darwinism and Fascism, and only the fit deserve to exist. And their concept of those fit for the environment are those who have wealth, while all those who are poor are simply supposed to work for works sake in producing more wealth for the wealthy. Anyone who isn’t willing to work for the corporate agenda is a parasite and should be removed from society as an unfit whiner. The dogma of rethuglicans is that their utopia can be achieved if the constitution didn’t exist and every action taken by an individual in society was motivated for the sole purpose of generating profit. The taking of profit from another person by force if necessary is acceptable as long as the people are not part of the wealthy establishment they represent. A person incapable of defending himself or herself obviously doesn’t deserve anything and should be ... |
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| 4. | IRRITEASING | ||
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IRRITEASING - is the action of being irritating when one is teasing someone else. This most often occurs between couples IN PUBLIC, but can also be done by parents to children or between siblings. IRRITEASING IS ALSO THE EFFECT ON PEOPLE WHO WITNESS THE EXCHANGE. Irriteasing creates a toxic environment and is very unpleasant for those watching the irriteasing going on. The key difference between teasing and irriteasing is that teasing can be funny and add levity to a conversation or allow an, as yet, unspoken bit of information to be raised in a non-threatening way. Irriteasing is irritating and the person is demeaned by the statement and actually feels demoralized and humiliated. Irriteasing is the perfect way to dredge up something from the past that is embarassing. I have warned my friends who are couples that my home is an irriteasing free zone; they should bicker at home. They clearly don't like each other but are too chicken to duke it out at home....sheesh.
My coach was so irriteasing about that time I missed my own race. Like that is really supportive, eh? Especially considering that HE was supposed to escort us to the start and had told my relay team to "wait there" until he came back. Lionel is so irriteasing. Last night he went on and on about that time I spilled wine on his carpet. It wasn't a magic carpet or anything. |
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| 5. | Shloopy | ||
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A feeling most accurately described and felt when you are on magical mushrooms and feel your body can literally sink into and become one with the given environment. Every action is completely care-free and relaxed. Typically a euphoric state where the social pressures of human interaction and movement are no longer a concern, you are at peace with your well-being and no longer give a shit about what you look like. Most who are shloopy feel a genuine love for all, and wish for all to join you in the shlooping. One can feel shloopy when completely sober. "Woah man you just effortlessly flopped into the sand with a big grin on your face! you on drugs?" "yah mann, and im feeling sooo goood, i'm feelin mighty shloopy!!"
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| 6. | Satanist | ||
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Spiritual Satanism, like "Traditional Satanism," differs from LaVeyan Satanism. We are aware of the existence of Satan/Lucifer as an actual being. We are not atheists! In spite of major discrepancies, the Church of Satan, founded 1966, by Anton Szandor LaVey, presently takes an atheistic stance as far as external deities are concerned, and views Satan as only an “archetype.”
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Many Traditional Satanists worship Satan/Lucifer. Some acknowledge him as a friend and do not worship. We respect individuality and personal choices. One's relationship with Satan/Lucifer is up to the individual, as Satanism values free thought and individuality. Satan is the bringer of knowledge. The goal of Spiritual Satanism is to apply this knowledge. Spiritual Satanists do not just talk the talk about becoming a god; we work at it every day. Satan and his Demons guide us to use abilities we never even knew we had. We accomplish this through power meditation. Unlike most religions, Spiritual Satanism encourages one to question everything. Satan is the bringer of knowledge and enlightenment. Being one's personal best and exceeding limitations are the essence of Spiritual Satanism and this begins with using one's brains to their maximum potential. Spiritual Satanism does not in any way conflict with science. We strongly encourage and support all scientific knowledge and enquiry. We are well aware humanity is dangerously behind in scientific knowledge and understanding due to centuries o... |
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| 7. | democrat | ||
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One of two main political parties in the United States of America, the other being the republican party. Although previously popular, liberalism is thought to have died in 1980 with the election of Ronald Reagan. In light of all the good he did and republicans since his time, the democratic party has dissolved into nothing more than a semi strung together group of radical, misinformed, modern hippies with little respect for their freedom.
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The basic democrat values center around redistribution of wealth, enviromentalism, pro abortion and gay marriage, anti war, high taxes, care for the poor, and a principally philanthropic state. Let's look deeper into this: Redistribution of wealth is basically taking from the rich to give to poor (very Robin Hood-esque). However, liberalism makes it so that anyone who is successful and has made their way up the rigorous economic and business ladder, must give all their money away to pay for someone else's welfare, free medical care, etc. In that sense, the democratic party is often credited with caring for the poor and republicans caring only for the rich. However, liberalism promotes spoon feeding the incompetent, while conservatism promotes hard work and having each citizen make their own living and moreover, control their own lives. Therefore, liberalism is also well credited with being "too involved" in the citizen's lives. The democrat party is also largely in favor of gay marriage and pro choice abortion. They are in favor ... |
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