Act of God 

1.) n. A legal term, usually meaning a natural disaster or other uncontrollable event.

2.) n. A miracle, astounding event. Primarily used by religious people.

1.) Sorry, but we can't replace the iPod you lost in the hurricane because it was an act of God.

2.) I just won the lottery yesterday! What an act of God!

Act of God by TheYellowBanana August 28, 2009

act of congress 

an authorization that is hard to obtain in a reasonable amount of time.

It should not take an act of congress to solve an issue of car and pedestrian traffic.

act of congress by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2011

act of God 

(n.) unfortunate event which could not have been stopped by better maintanance. A legally accepted term in many countries

Telegraph pole falls down during a storm and crushes your house, car and kills your family? You can't sue the company that put it up, act of God act of God!

act of God by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Act of Russian

Doing something stupid; an outrageous act of stupidity. Any video from Russia captured on a potato camera.

Person: So I was playing with fire and decided that wasn't dangerous enough. So I used a piece of glass as a hot plate and started boiling candle wax! The glass, not made for such heat, exploded sending red hot pieces of shrapnel glass and boiling wax, all over me!

Doctor: well, it seems you have accomplished your Act of Russian for the day.

Act of Russian by Hospitaltality February 8, 2015

act of God 

something that tosser insurance companys use, so you can't sue some corporation because there was an accident with a man made object, that was caused by a natural event, so say, a mudslide pushes your poorly constructed house over, along with another 200 peoples, nobady can sue the builders because they didn't cause the mudslide. widely documented in the fictional movie with billy connoly, "the man who sued god" about a man whose bat is destroyed when lightning strikes it, and sets off to sue the insurance company, then, after discovering about the act of god rule, goes and sues god...

my car was hit by a weakly cemented signpost during gale force winds, and I can't sue the fucking council because it's an act of god dammit!

act of God by jimmy smith April 11, 2005

act of congress 

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.

Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.

act of congress by Kiko July 7, 2004

act of justice 

i kick arse hartlepool metal band

consiting of
joel
danny
ian
waughy
matty

hate schmuu

act of justice by peet October 19, 2003