American Civil Liberties Union
Does just what its name says: supports civil liberties and constitutional rights
In more words it Supports:
-SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE- this stance tends to generate controversy b/c many people think they are trying to stop religious expression by the people when they are really trying to keep the government's nose out of religion and actually defend religious freedom (see below)
-*GASP* FREEDOM OF RELIGION- Yes, the ACLU defends people (including *GASP* Christians) who have been denied their rights to religious expression (two recent cases are an elementary school student who wanted to sing Awesome God at a school talent show, and a high school student whose senior quote was a verse from the Bible.
-FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND PRESS- (They even support the free speech rights of NAMBLA and the KKK, which some people mistakenly think this means they support the message; they do not, they just affirm that these groups have the right to speak out peacefully about their beliefs). The ACLU has also criticized the government for censoring "obscene" materials
-FREEDOM FROM CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT- they oppose police brutality, prison rape and other prison abuse, and (controversially) the death penalty
-FREEDOM FROM UNREASONABLE SEARCH AND SEIZURE AND RIGHT TO DUE PROCESS - Many people think this makes them favor terrorists; however if there was enough evidence to charge the "terrorists" with crimes, why doesn't the government do it? Also remember people said the same thing about Japanese Americans in WWII, and back then the ACLU was the ONLY major national organization to oppose the internment camps
-EQUAL PROTECTION UNDER THE LAW- gay rights (including marriage), rights of the poor, racial and gender equality, transgender rights and youth rights - they oppose curfews and rules that require u to be an "adult" to buy porn/see R-rated movies (see free speech too)
For more information on the ACLU u can go to one of its two websites:
Or look it up on wikipedia
A group of people who support the freedom of culturally outrageous expressions such as burning/urinating on American Flags, swearing in school, having sex in public, etc. and yet sue the pants off of people (students included) who express their religious beliefs, or even mention the word "God", and in doing so contradict everything they claim to stand for. They also hate unborn babies, straight people, people who use common sense (a.k.a. non-liberals), law-abiding citizens, people who believe in a free market, religious people, and people who believe in absolute morality.
<graduate giving speech> I am thankful to God for helping me to get this far.
<liberal aetheist student>She said God! I'm calling the ACLU! We'll sue you, even though the constitution gives you every right to say what you just said!
Assholes Controlling Legislation Union;
Atheists Communists Liberals Unite;
Anti-Christian Legislation Union;
A Crappy Little Union;
Anti-Civil Liberties Union; (Pick One)
Group of corrupt lawyers exploiting the sorry state of the American judicial system. Their main focus is to destroy the United States as we know it by undermining the moral principles that created the country and supporting the scum of society.
-The ACLU supports homosexuals, atheists, child molesters, communists, terrorists, anarchy, bestiality, religious expression, political correctness, stalkers, harmful sexual acts, polygomy, suicide, illegal aliens, pro-abortionists, prostitutes, and Muslims; anyone with an interest in shattering societies concept of morals and eventually destroying said society.
-The ACLU is against Republicans, Christians, Jews, school children, the rights of infants, gun control, individual rights (ACLU supposedly stands for American Civil Liberties Union, but we know better), sane people, marriage, hetrosexuals, morals, self control, democracy, the people, the Government, sanity.
If the ACLU supports something, you better challenge it.
American Civil Liberties Union.
An organization that wrongs rights, invents rights, and on the rare occasion even does whats right.
To an ACLU lawyer, the rights of the few trump the rights of the many almost every time.
A bunch of subversive and seditious communist lovers who claim to be safeguarding rights when in fact they are only interested in promoting the socialist agenda and hugging up to dangerous people and ideals.
The ACLU should be outright banned as a subversive organization from the United States!
Group of assholes who hate every thing about america and wish to tear it apart by using the corrupt and toolable legal system that americans have set up. They hate christians, love muslims, hate americans, love terrorists. For every good thing they do, they do roughly five bad. (not scientifically valid)
It's a commen misconception that every one who hates them is a christian or some other type of ancient judist break off. Thats not true. Many people dislike them soley based on their backing of NAMBLA and other organizations that are immoral. Man-boy love is illegal and should be. ACLU should burn in hell and hopefully someday their actions to make america a country with out laws except their laws allows a terrorist org to blow them up when they eventually turn on muslims as well.
Watch your back or the ACLU will litigate it.
John: Hey I had the ACLU stop the school prayer after Jason shot up the school last year.
Mike: I know asshole. But this is a Catholic school. Why the fuck are you here?
John: Freedom of speech!
Once upon a time a praiseworthy organization dedicated to the protection of constitutional rights of US citizens, these days it has become a far left, crypto-communist entity that tasks itself with clubbing to death any and all persons suspected of Christianity. It's rumored that they have a statue of a naked, prepubescent boy at their NY headquarters whose balls turn purple whenever a public official thinks about God. The statue is a gift from grateful NAMBLA members.
Thanks to ACLU and my liberal douchebag professor I’ll be brushing up on Quran this semester.
the self proclaimed gaurdians, defenders and founders of equal rights and tolerance who spend most of their discriminating against and taking rights away from groups they don't like (christians)
the aclu are like the ancient romans: they'll only give you rights if you first renounce jesus christ and pledge to worship them