| 1. | stinkle tinkle | ||
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Liquid, runny, acidic diarrhea. Usually burning hot lava that singes your asshole on the way out. "I just pissed out my ass, a.k.a. a total stinkle tinkle."
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| 2. | Fire-rhea | ||
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A phrase originating from British Columbia Canada describing the intense burning feeling experienced while taking a crap. A combination of diarrhea and the extreme sensation of fire coming out with the runs. This feeling can last for one bathroom visit or many visits. Commonly experienced after a very spicy meal. "Dude, I had the worst case of fire-rhea last night after we ate all those hotwings. It felt like I was crapping out battery acid."
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| 3. | Ja Rule | ||
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A synonym for for very watery and acidic diarrhea The toilet seat and cover at the public washroom were covered in Ja Rule.
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| 4. | Rim of Fire | ||
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Fiery liquid poo that tends to spray itself all over the inside of your toilet bowl. Spicy Spam is one of the worst known offenders for "rim of fire", and can cause multiple trips to the bathroom. So many trips that you to wipe your ass raw, keep having to poo, wipe, poo, wipe, poo, repeat. The poo is so acidic it burns your poor heiny alive. It's best to listen to Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" while enduring the pain. I fried up some Spicy Spam, and was so hungry I ate the whole can. On top of that I had some habanero cheese and an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos (mmmm). Rim of Fire! Yow!
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| 5. | acid fart | ||
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When someone needs to make diarrhea and accidentally farts, spewing some out into their undies, thus burning a hole in them. Damn dude, I never want to have another acid fart again
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| 6. | HALS | ||
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Highly Acidic Liquid Shits There was an interesting article on HALS in this month's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.
When Jerry Lewis retires, we have a deal with the networks to do an annual Labour Day HALS telethon. More people die from AIDS, but more suffer with HALS. No more whiskey and Thai food for me. I've got the HALS and it hurts bad. |
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| 7. | S.H.L.A.D. | ||
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Acronym for Steaming Hot Liquid Acid Diarrhea. It is a thin, liquidity substance that is highly acidic in nature and has the ability to eat through almost any material. He stuck his arm in a vat of S.H.L.A.D. and when he pulled it out nothing remained but clean, bleached bone.
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