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An amazing girl, she's the most beautiful person in the world.
Not afraid to speak her mind, always telling you exactly what she thinks. A very complicated person, once she's mad, she is MAD. Don't get on her bad side, and for sure don't mess with her around people who care about her, because without a doubt they'll defend her. She's random at times, and at times can be very frustrating, but by far she is one of the most perfect people you'll ever meet. She'll steal your heart immediately, and if she loves you back, don't be an idiot and let her go. Keep her. Don't ever let her go, and let her win the silly arguments she's bound start sometimes. This is one person you are going to miss if you let go.
"Ashney is amazing. Couldn't be closer to being perfect."
Ashney by CrackCat January 7, 2012
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A loud, beautiful, random, amazing girl who is beautiful and deserves nothing but RESPECT. Loves like crazy, and is the kindest and sweetest person, but also a total biscuit at times. You can't help but love her.
Ashney is PERFECT.
Ashney by CrackCat December 29, 2011

Achey Breaky Big Mistakey 

A boof in serious need of pimpin', like a mullet.
Damn, someone needs to crimp my boof, it's an achey breaky big mistakey.

Achleynese

Language of the gods too powerful to understand. Better than English
Friend: Yo you speak Achleynese?
me: ABAABABABA
Achleynese by Franko Huncho April 24, 2020
Ache-aN-knee
Body of Origin Eastside Scandinavian

Not to be confused with acne this is a lot worse. It is so disgusing it makes one's body ache and fall to their knees in pain just by looking at it i.e: Achne

Achne -is large olive loaf boils that reside on the backs of Troll Faced Whores or any skanky dirty being. It resembles the texture of a rhinoceros’s behind and the consistency of puss balls of gew such as the cocoon transformation phase of a Magui into a full fledged evil Gremlin.
Did you see that chic with the achne on her back, I bet it would go great with two slices of bread and some mustard?

You better wear knee pads around that chick her achne so bad your femur and patella will break in two when you see it!

Hell boy stay away from that shit that aint acne that’s some stanky infected Achne (Ach-aN-Knee)!
achne by Luncheonmeat1 January 25, 2010

achey-fakey 

when someone pretends to do or be something
He wasn't really drunk. He was pulling an achey fakey.

achneaphobia

the fear of pimples
I have achneaphobia now, I'm so scared of pimples!
achneaphobia by achneaphobia October 23, 2020