Achey Breaky Big Mistakey 

A boof in serious need of pimpin', like a mullet.

Damn, someone needs to crimp my boof, it's an achey breaky big mistakey.

Achey Breaky Big Mistakey by Jimmy Wicked November 27, 2004

achey-fakey 

when someone pretends to do or be something

He wasn't really drunk. He was pulling an achey fakey.

achey-fakey by Di DI Mau Johnso May 9, 2001

Truth Ache 

Truth Ache: A nudging sense of falsity, a palpable hunger for true-path. A truth ache is what we experience internally when we are not honoring our divine purpose or simply living a lie in relationships or other areas of our life. Although sometimes painful, although embracing it may well force us to turn our habitual patterns upside down in order to effect change, the truth ache contains the seeds of our transformation. When we repress it, truth decay sets in, and the only thing that can save us is a truth canal. Sometimes we wait too long, and we lose our truth altogether.

I woke up this morning with a terrible truth ache. I must be living a lie.

Truth Ache by SOULSHAPING.COM October 10, 2009

Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky 

A 90s guy still rockin' a mullet. The high school quarterback from 1993 that just can't let the past go. Hasnt had his hair above his shoulders since junior high.

Holy crap I saw Brad at the grocery store and he was buying Combos and Mountain Dew and still had the mullett!! Talk about trapped in the 90s! What an Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky!

Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky by Alex in East Los Angeles August 21, 2020

achewood 

An online comic written and illustrated by Chris Onstad. It features an underground sub-city filled with intelligent stuffed animals, cats, and the occasional human.

Did you see the Achewood strip today? It was very arousing.

achewood by WeiOut December 12, 2005

Piss ache 

An sensation used to describe something that is unpleasing and horrible as if it hurts when you pee. Listening to an unpleasant person may metaphorically give you a piss ache like the strange pain you'd experience if it burns when you pee.

"Goodness, that d*ckhead gives me such a piss ache."

Piss ache by Random G February 7, 2010

achewater

A banned halucinogenic beverage made from oil extracted from achewood or wormwood and originates in the southern areas of the United States. Drinking achewater causes euphoria, but is often followed by persistent, long lasting depression or melancholy. Achewood oil is considered a powerful depressant and is capable of causing permanent brain damage.

According to Chris Onstad, creator of the online comic strip "Achewood" (www.achewood.com), achewater has allegedly inspired a fair number of Southern folk tales and songs, including "Sullivan's Bear and Dried Bird" and "I'm Following a Little Round Lord."

After several bottles of achewater, Jim was feeling just a tad bit more than mildly euphoric and proceeded to pantomime sex acts with a nearby light fixture. The next day, he shot himself in the mouth.

achewater by Chris Onstad May 15, 2004