Chinua Achebe 

Chinua Achebe (1930-2013) was an author who set out to write the story of his Nigerian people that had been left out by Europeans who had colonized his country. He is most famous for writing the fiction book "Things Fall Apart". In "Things Fall Apart", rather than sugarcoating, Achebe illustrates the flaws and strengths of both Igbo (native Nigerian) culture/religion, as well as the flaws and strengths of the colonial British, bringing the religion of Christianity. Through this balanced, realistic approach, Achebe uses fiction as a way to express the truth and reality of Nigeria in the 19th century and British colonialism. "Things Fall Apart" became so popular internationally because people from so many different places could connect with their country being colonized, causing a part of the book to resonate with them. On top of "Things Fall Apart", Achebe wrote many other nonfiction and fiction works as well as poetry, and his beautiful writing is admired in many school classrooms to this day.

Chinua Achebe is most famous for his book "Things Fall Apart", published in 1958.

Chinua Achebe by rcelgb January 25, 2021

Acheleography 

A portmanteau of the terms Achele and choreography, in which Achele refers to the sexually charged relationship between two of the stars of Glee, Dianna Agron and Lea Michele. Acheleography has been defined by trained experts in the field at The L Boards as "where the arts of dancing and foreplay come together as one". This has been particularly demonstrated throughout the current Glee Live Tour, in which the official choreography of Zack Woodlee has been given it's own glavor (gay flavor) by the sexy duo.

Example 1:

"OMFG, check out Lea performing armsex on Dianna in the Bad Romance Clip! Is that part of the choreography?"

"No, are you missing a chromosome? That's Acheleography"

Example 2:

"Dude, did Lea just try to mount Dianna after getting her in a claw-like grip during Don't Stop Believing? I wonder if that's meant to happen."

"Your stupidity makes me Stop Believing in humanity. That's Achelography, you scab-eating mouth breeder."

Acheleography by Achelian May 23, 2010

Achmed 

A terrorist who has died, but in debatable circumstances. Some sources say he died in a freak cellphone accident (taking the Verison Wireless spokesman with him in the process), while some other sources say he died in a suicide bombing (that went off in four seconds instead of his intended 30 minutes), while even other sources say he was shot by U.S. Military soldiers at checkpoint B in Iraq.

Unlike most modern terrorists, he was born in China, not the Middle East, and has apparently no religious denomination.

He has somehow been reanimated by Jeff Dunham for use in his ventriloquist routine where he has preformed some of the greatest Christmas carols of all time - Such as: SILENCE! Night, Bin Laden is Coming to Town, Oh Holy Crap, and Jingle Bombs.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I KILL YOU!

Achmed by Blarg Fetus Spleen June 10, 2008

Achmed 

No one remembers Achmed

Who the fuck is Achmed

Achmed by Definitelynotmyrealname December 4, 2019

Achem 

Achem is a smart, but sometimes stupid guy to be around. He makes everyone laugh and you know when you're around him you'll be dying cause of his jokes. He's normally single, but when you have him as a boyfriend you'll never regret it.

Ohhhhhhhh that kid Achem funny asf

Achem by Dxddy.Achem March 23, 2017

Achele 

The nickname for the Glee pairing of Rachel and Quinn using the actresses' last names, Michele and Agron.

Oh my God, everyone is obsessed with Finchel but I love Achele!

Achele by Gleegoo May 9, 2011

Achmed the dead terrorist 

funny dead terrorist who makes fun of muslims, jews, terrorists and anything else to do with the middle east

Achmed the dead terrorist: I KILL YOU!!!

Achmed the dead terrorist by Nss191489 June 14, 2008