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6.
define accounting, its concepts, importance and qualities of good accounting information
business,finance and information technology
by michael April 25, 2005
 
1.
Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.
"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor.
by flurky September 24, 2003
 
2.
1. The department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. Accounting departments solve problems you didn't know you have in ways you don't understand. In God they trust, all others must bring data.

2. The process of hiding income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion from auditors and IRS.
Accounting will prove anything, even the truth.
by CMP March 04, 2006
 
3.
A euphemism for taking the afternoon off to get some pussy
I can't come see you this afternoon, I have a ton of accounting to take care of.
by Spicy Margarita January 06, 2009
 
4.
a secret way of referring to sex.
1. hey bitch, lets go do some accounting.

2. me and Stacy did some accounting before we got here.
by Limelemon101 February 21, 2009
 
5.
You aren't friends with anyone who works in this part of your company, but everyone you're not friends with seems to work there.
Dave: 'Who are they over there?

You: I think that's Mike and John from accounting.

Dave: No I meant the three in the corner

You: Oh right, yeah that's just Bill, Pete and Brian from accounting.

etc.
by kris atonacis February 21, 2011