What seemed to be an easy clean-up job was anything but, when I had an accidental tourist take a peek into the dmz.
by Bryan Xin February 13, 2004
by papafatwoody February 18, 2010
When you are fucking a girl and "accidentally" let it slip into her ass and when she says something you pretend you don't speak English.
Girl 1: "Johnny and I were going at it doggy-style when he slipped it in my ass and pretended he only spoke German"
Girl 2: "Haha accidental tourist... classic."
Girl 2: "Haha accidental tourist... classic."
by Worthless pledge October 11, 2010
by Chicanery February 15, 2005