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1. access
devil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.
Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.
by sistwosix Dec 14, 2003 add a video
2. access
getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing
you have vip acess ;)
by Joey Oct 18, 2003 add a video
3. access
to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.
1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.
4. access
Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.
Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
by Dave Oct 17, 2003 add a video
5. access
(computers) to use
I accessed bob's laptop, which allowed me to access the database with all the slang words in it.
by Dr. Hemp Oct 14, 2003 add a video
6. access
90s Japanese, WHAM!-esque pop band. Headed by Hiroyuki Takami, and grooves provided by Daisuke Asakura.
I would rather listen to Access than have sex.
by Melancholic Jun 2, 2005 add a video
7. access
to gain entrance to.
i gained access to that girls pussy
by the one Oct 20, 2003 add a video
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