Top Definition
Jealousy of someone's wi-fi connectivity.
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guy 1:did you know that there's a zillion uses for corn?
guy 2:*searches internet* actually closer to 2500 from adhesives to sparkplugs.
guy 1:you know your high speed internet is giving me access envy!
guy 2:*from the beach*dude,just get at%t
by Sana Kurata April 21, 2009

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