accentool 

1. A douchebag who thinks he's a big deal cause he works for an overrated consulting company. Usually this person doesn't believe in gay marriage.

Omg, that accentool is coming around the bar to talk to me. Quick, let's pretend like we're sleeping.

accentool by Su42579 February 24, 2008

accenture 

A consultancy primarily based on recent college graduates. Working at this firm causes clinical depression causing most employees to re-evaluate their life decisions or turn to other forms of release i.e. alcohol.

It has been said that in order to be hired at Accenture you have to be a clinical alcoholic. They ask the question "Do you drink?" in the interview process. If you say no, kiss the job goodbye.

Wow, that kid is hammered.
No, he’s just an Accenture employee.

accenture by James2008 August 1, 2008

reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

Ascended master 

Ascended Masters are believed to be spiritually enlightened beings who in past incarnations were ordinary humans, but who have undergone a series of spiritual transformations originally called initiations.

The term "Ascended Master" was first used by Baird T. Spalding in 1924 in his series of books, "The Life and Teachings of the Masters of the Far East" (DeVorss and Co.).

Ascended master by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

How to ascend 

Step 1: Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up
Step 2: Suffer يجب أن يعاني يجب أن يعاني يجب أن يعاني يجب أن يعاني احصل على التصيد
Step 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35: Transجend
##!**##!**!!**##*#!!*##!!*#*!!*!*!##!* FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ##!**##!**!!**##*#!!*##!!*#*!!*!*!##!*

How to ascend:
Need to know: Oil floats on water
Step 1: Cover yourself in oil
Step 2: Wait for it to start raining

Step 3: تغذي من خوارك الضعيف لأنهم غير قادرين على الطيران

How to ascend by XxXSuccmanXxX March 19, 2021

accenture 

Weak quasi-consulting quack house specialising in over-paying over-qualified unambitious grads to tap keyboards all day in awful provincial business parks, courting the hatred and contempt of real workers on site.

That sham Accenture used to be a respected consultancy, but now working there is like robbing tax payers as a hobby on your uni year out.

accenture by Tom Impallomeni April 26, 2005

airport accent

An airport accent is best defined as an accent that is hard to place. A person with an airport accent may pronounce some words with a British accent, while other words may be spoken with an American, Australian or any other accent you care to think of.

The reasons behind this may be as a result of having parents from different countries from the one the person was brought up in. Or it could be as a result of having lived in a variety of different places as a child, or a combination of the two. Either way the person may well have spent much of his life in airports, flying between the different countries.

"You have a very strong airport accent"
"Well I was born in Lebanon, but moved to England when I was 7, and then when we were 15 my family moved to America, but now I live in Paris"
"Oh wow"
"Yeah - and my parents are Russian and Brazilian - so we used to spent our summers in Moscow and our winters in Rio"
"That must have involved a lot of travelling"
"Yeah - I spent a lot of my youth in airports - my handwriting now resembles Frutiger."
"Shit a fucking brick"
"Yeah"

airport accent by Muthecow February 5, 2007