Accelerant Echo

The emotional after‑effect of someone who used to create instability in your life. They’re gone, but your body still reacts to reminders of them as if the chaos is still happening.

She’s been out of that relationship for months, but her Accelerant Echo fires the second someone raises their voice — even if it isn’t directed at her.

Accelerant Echo by Briton Phillip March 9, 2026

asshole accelerant 

Mass Media in general and "Social Media" outlets in particular (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube), that are used as electronic soapboxes for a person to broadcast their particular idiocy to their "Friends" or a wide, possibly international audience.

When used in a formula can be abbreviated to "A Squared".

- "That chick on YouTube, with the crackhead rant? Did you catch that, Bro?"

- "Yeah. YouTube is Asshole Accelerant, yo. Add asshole and boom!"

asshole accelerant by Miami_Yo March 31, 2011

Keon accelerant 

Used to describe someone who convinces an individual in a roast battle to bounce back prior to being roasted using several phrases. These phrases include: “You going to let that slide?” and “I would not take that I were you.”

Jacob, being the keon accelerant he is, made Aides and Evan’s small argument turn into a fight.

Keon accelerant by Sogodhelpme August 24, 2025

Dysregulation Accelerant

A person who doesn’t start the chaos but makes it hit maximum velocity in record time. They show up, hype the worst impulses, remove all internal brakes, and suddenly the situation goes from “manageable” to “why is everything on fire.”
They’re not the spark.
They’re the accelerant.

Things were steady until her dysregulation accelerant friends arrived — then the whole night detonated like it always does.

Dysregulation Accelerant by Briton Phillip March 8, 2026

Accelerated Reader 

An exuse for schools to torture its students by forcing us to read and take tests on them to pass.

i hate accelerated reader.
me too.

doesnt everyone

Accelerated Reader by pissyest bitch from stg June 17, 2012

Accelerate 

Accelerate is a beautiful written dnf smut(dream not found) fanfic found on AO3.

Hey man have you read that dnf book?
Which one accelerate?
Yeah that one it's really gay.

Accelerate by Your mom LOL XD💅✨ June 20, 2021

Cum wave particle accelerator 

The 4 by 4 123 abc Infinite cum waves are move at rapid speeds because of the 2 by 2 xbox 360 live membership converter which is the meiosis of the mitochondria

Person A: Hey how are you doing?

Person B: Cum wave particle accelerator

Person A: I agree

Cum wave particle accelerator by Punanijesus February 27, 2021